Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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