so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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