i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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