I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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