Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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