do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
