..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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