scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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