he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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