I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I enjoy the company of your penis
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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