Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
