i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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