I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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