That's intense
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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