I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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