To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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