Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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