I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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