Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
