I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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