id be glad to
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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