i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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