last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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