butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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