Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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