the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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