i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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