I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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