She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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