You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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