she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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