Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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