i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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