Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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