I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
