NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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