its not stalking. its research.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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