Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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