I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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