Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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