I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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