Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
it glows. i had to have it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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