Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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