Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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