I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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