Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
