I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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