yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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