they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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