You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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