you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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