Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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