He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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