Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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