i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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