i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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